At the movies, this is when we went to see "Rent" again. I like AMC Movie Theatres because they don't seem to care if you bring in food or drink from outside. I once went inside with a to-go box from In-n-Out Burger complete with fries, a vanilla shake, and peperoncini's! My friend says "Pepre-Cheeniz! Ha!" Jorge Bueno

Jorge the polite gang member, I warn before I hurt you!

This is my pose whenever I want to pretend that I enjoy confrontations with another individual from the next neighborhood. You know the type? They claims the street is theirs, yet, they don't own a single piece of real estate there or anywhere else! I should start a coalition that will help these folks own property, perhaps then they will stop writing on the walls! Not to mention build equity so that they can go out and fund what they secretely REALLY want to do! From HERE, I go to the next natural move below! Jorge Bueno

Next, I never begin a fight without a Mexican rendition of the "Crip Walk." Jorge Bueno

From this pose I break into the "Retarded Fox Move" inspired by the background! But I cannot reveal it due to national security, Yes, I made that move up. (Hint) It involves brute force along with "Mexican Ninja Stars" which are nothing more than spare bicycle sprockets from a "10 Speed!" Jorge Bueno

Here is your view of the "Fury" in store for you if you are not from the same economic redevelepment zone, county, homeowners association, neighborhood cluster or subdivision as me! Or if you're NOT within the reach of the local property tax assesors office as me! You also better watch out if your your zip code differs more than 10 points on your Zip + 4, as outlined in the United States Postal Service Website HERE! Jorge Bueno

Lets not even discuss the results of the "Flying Roundhouse Kick" this one is aimed directly to the side of the head leaving your ears numb and very red in color! Also, if I happen to miss, I have so much inertia while spinning, that when my leg comes down and around that I can choose to strike you on the liver! Oooo! Jorge Bueno

Be extra careful when experiencing the "Side Kick to the Adams Apple!" Jorge Bueno

Beware of the "Flying Front Kick through the Sternum!" This one designed to launch you toward nearby furniture or onto a busy traffic street...as you gasp for breath and ask for forgiveness! :) Jorge Bueno

Jorge Bueno in Windsor, Canada

This is how I look at 7am eating breakfast in the hotel lobby. It was in Windsor, Canada across from Detroit rock city! Jorge Bueno

Jorge at the Grosse Point Yacht Club in Michigan!

The Main Entrance to The Grosse Pointe Yacht Club! These pics were taken very recently when I was there last, a couple of weeks ago. I go there as often as I can. This is a very cool place. The entrance is so hidden that this is the only that sign gives a clue. It's near the guard gate. The rest is tall bush, trees and greenery all around and for about 1/2 a mile in each direction of the gate, you can't see inside from the street. It's about 30 minutes from downtown Detroit! Canada is right across the water channel! Check their website out HERE! Jorge Bueno

These "Orbs" became visible when I added more ambient light! Cool. Jorge Bueno

There are "Orbs" in a lot of these pics! On my right leg and near my left heel. Ooooo, ghosts, spirits? There is a lot of history there. Jorge Bueno

I think I was starting to do a dance move right here. Jorge Bueno

Ok..Ok..The Hickory Dickory Docks! Jorge Bueno

Near the west docks. Jorge Bueno

Close up, say Queso! Jorge Bueno

Ok now I want to be silly again, I swear nobody tells me to do this stuff, they just catch me in the act.

In front of the Captain Statue I kinda look like him! Jorge Bueno

Ok This salad is a lawsuit waiting to happen, check out my eyes! Jorge Bueno

I'm not sure if I'm hopeless or what, but this pose was NOT natural for me. I did it about five times and I still did not get it right. A friend said that maybe I should try a more "Macho" Pose! Now that I think about it, I'm glad I couldn't do it, (Clearing throat) What would people think? Jorge Bueno