Earl's Water Well in Compton!

Here I am inside The Pantages Theatre, holding a four dollar bottle of water that clearly states on the label that it was bottled at the "Source!" What source? I've never heard of this brand. To me that means tap water from the municipal water system that's been boiled and put through a coffee filter! They should at least get a graphic designer instead of designing the label on wordperfect. They should then add a piece of text claiming that it comes from an "Italian Source" or something...that way I can feel more exotic while I drink. Maybe that's why I always feel so special when I drink Pellegrino! I feel as if I'm Eros Ramazzotti! Jorge Bueno