"Bourgeois Pimp" Inside Phantom Theatre!

"There is not a bad seat in the house." Is what the ticketing agents say. But there is nothing like being somewhere in the first five orchestra rows, centered. We were in the second row tonight. We were surrounded by some really important looking people. The folks in the audience either paid a ton of cash to get in...or they had something to do with the shows organizers. I heard that not even the cast has the power to get discounted or comped tickets. We were invited so tonight we made up part of the bourgeoisie body present. All I was missing was a cane, top hat, and a cigar. But, I didn't want to be mistaken for a pimp, a "Bourgeois Pimp!" Although in Vegas, that wouldn't be so bad. I would look totally funky fresh! Read more about the opening nights festivities by Clicking Here! Jorge Bueno