Da Detroit Affletic Klub!

Everyone needs to visit this place sometime. I spoke to some locals near "Campus Maritius" ...and they referred to this place as the "Da Affletick Klub!" They said that the place was "Da Shiznit," and that it was where "Da True Playas Roll!" So naturally...I want to go see what all the talk is about. We show up and I have to agree...all the rumors are true! Dis place being da pimpliest right about now. Oh yeah and their wine list is "Supurbafully!" Jorge Bueno