My name is Kobe Jordan!

After a 1/2 hour of preparation, meditation, and prayer at the free throw line, I finally unleash the basketball with full force. Michael Jordan would be proud....IF I had actually made it IN the basket! If I remember correctly....the ball...which is still visible in the frame...hit the top of the backboard, bounced up, and hit the photographer on the head. It's not me, I swear! I have reason to belive that there is a vortex or a time warp tunnel exactly above that spot where I stood...plus...I had a large dinner that included Rack of Lamb and Dessert...so I was still full. Ok..it was the wine that offset my equilibrium! (Did I spel dat right?) Are those enough excuses? I have more! Jorge Bueno